Akpors’ cheque book

Akpors lost his cheque booklet and went to the bank two days after to report it:
Mr Akpors (angrily): Shit!!! I lost my cheque book

Bank manager: Calm down Mr Akpors, We don’t allow such vulgar words in the bank premises and I warned you to be careful with your cheque book Mr Akpors, because anyone can forge your signature.

Mr Akpos: I am not a fool,I have already signed all the cheques,so they won’t have space to forge my signature!

Bank Manager: SHITTTTT!!!!!!