Hilarious! 13 Types of Students You Will Find During Night Classes in Nigerian Campuses
If you are, or have been a student in Nigerian tertiary institutions,
then you must have come cross any of these kinds of people in night classes.
The following are the different
categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher
institution.
1. Customer care agents:
This category of people will keep on
receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you
sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers:
This category of people will make
sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a
beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at
her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to
observe others study.
3. The late comers:
This is common among girls. When you
get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They
are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.
4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy
every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them
because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that
these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to
stretch themselves.
5. The itinerant readers:
They are people who move in and out
of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the
corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes
in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers:
Yes I call them unarmed because they
look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation
time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops,
wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and
stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers.
Hmmmmm, this set of people will just
enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not
open their book from the time they came in till the time they will leave. They
are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these
set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without
conscience.
8. The ash-crammers:
They are our first classers, they
will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder
what they will be doing during the day.
9. The eaters:
They will buy biscuit,
viju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in the
world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery school
or university night class.
10. The pingers:
This set of people will never let their
phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone
every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or
proof-reading.
11. The single and searchers :
If i mention everything without
mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then
my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every
night.
12. The last of it all is the
couples:
They will come to class together,
continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then
off they go. They have gone to night class noni.
13. The analyst:
This category of people are always
looking for someone to argue with. Every topic is potentially arguably. They
always want to make there point. this are the Gani Fawehinmi's.
- Skuzy
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