TRAGIC: 4 Arsenal Fans Commit Suic!de Over Danny Welbeck Transfer

WARNING:- This Article is for matured audience only with great sense of humor, Fnn doesn’t Intend to make fun of dead people.

Unanticipated reports filtering from the Emirates stadium allege that Four Arsenal fans have just committed suicide this night.

According to the club management, initial reports from the police states that they are not suspecting any foul play after observing the scenes and series of events preceding the time the unspeakable acts took place.

All four acts took place between 6:25 – 6:30pm (local time) which is just after Arsenal’s announced the signing of Welbeck from Manchester United.

FNN was able to speak with an Arsenal fan, and he said: “I am not surprised they killed themselves, very few people can suffer for eight years and watch their only hope for salvage disappear, we all know the drill, Welbeck is shit …he scored less than 5 goals last season..we already have Sanogo we dont need another now.” .

“Even if we don’t win the EPL, it is not the end of the world, we can still clinch 4th place, so we call on our fans to have faith…RIP Goners!!” The club’s official handle tweeted in reaction to the news.

In order to curb recurrence of such, the police and FNN call on families and friends of die hard Arsenal Fans to keep close watch on them during the transfer deadline, even as we pray that Welbeck Fails his medicals and await more details on the status of his transfer.

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