Remain Silent

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; "Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent." Akpos quickly stood up from the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave the man the microphone to say what he wanted to say. He said "Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to poop."