Akpors the fool
Akpors was having an argument with his Wife when out of annoyance she called him a fool.
Akpors got angry and said, “I cannot be called a fool by a woman, no matter who she is, not even my wife. She must therefore leave my house!”
Neighbors intervened and the matter was resolved. But the Wife still nursed anger.
Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that Akpors wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his Wife’s laps in the dark, the Wife knowing fully well that this was the best time to get back at Akpors for his quarrel during the day shouted, “WHO IS THAT FOOL?!”
Akpors replied, “It is me!”
Akpors got angry and said, “I cannot be called a fool by a woman, no matter who she is, not even my wife. She must therefore leave my house!”
Neighbors intervened and the matter was resolved. But the Wife still nursed anger.
Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that Akpors wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his Wife’s laps in the dark, the Wife knowing fully well that this was the best time to get back at Akpors for his quarrel during the day shouted, “WHO IS THAT FOOL?!”
Akpors replied, “It is me!”
Dried joke
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