Akpors’ 3 missed calls

Akpors and Ekaitte got tired of spending money on phone network providers and decided to come up with a different means of communication.

Akpors: This gsm people dey chop our money too much oh.
Ekaitte: Yes the stealing is too much
Akpors: I got an idea, instead of using phone, why don’t we use a pigeon in sending messages like the old time, just tie your
message to it’s leg if you want to reply
Ekaitte: I like what is in your head.
After an hour of waiting, Ekaitte saw the pigeon in the window, she checked it’s leg’s but nothing there, she sent it back, just a few minutes it comes back, she quickly grabs it but to her dissapointment no message again, she sent it back.
After some few minutes, she opened the window for the pigeon to come in, she checked it’s legs but still no message.
With too much anger, she headed to Akpors house and shouted “Akpors come here, you idiot, you said you will send message through this pigeon but why it has come to me three times without a message.
Akpors: Hahaha, Ekaitte, you don’t understand, that one is 3 missed calls na not message.